Quotes

Here’s all the quotes from my Random Quotes collection:

You won’t do anyone any good by pretending to be less than what you are — Brothers & Sisters

Whatever you do next, make sure it’s something you love. A life, professional or personal, without passion you’re dead — Boston Legal

♫Esa mujer me está matando, Me ha espinado el corazón, Por más que trato de olvidarla, Mi alma no da razón♫ — Carlos Santana, Corazon Espinado

♫And I need you like a heart needs a beat. But it’s nothin’ new♫ — One Republic, Apologize

A man who trusts everyone is a fool, and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough — Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time

Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never escape it alive anyway. — Elbert Hubbard

Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change — Confucius

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Conquest is easy. Control is not. — Kirk, “Mirror, Mirror”

History tends to exaggerate — Col. Green, The Savage Curtain

If you have an important point to make, don’t try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. — Winston Churchill

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another — Luciano de Crescenzo

Lonely is a man without love

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence — Jeremy S. Anderson

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila — Mitch Ratcliffe, Technology Review (1992)

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing

UNIX is an operating system, OS/2 is half an operating system, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot partition virus — Peter H. Coffin

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them. — William Clayton

It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others

The grass is always greener on the other side — but that’s because they use more manure. — Schapiro’s Explanation

First Law of Bicycling:
It is much more likely that it’s uphill and against the wind.

It seems like I’m always getting stuck
Between the handshake and the fuck — Foo Fighters, My Poor Brain

I know someday you’ll have a beautiful life
I know you’ll be a star, in somebody else’s sky
But why, why, why can’t it be mine? — Pearl Jam, Black

A true friend is the one who knows the song in your heart and sings you the song when you’re torn apart

If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, it’s yours.
If it doesn’t, it never was. — DMX website

I don’t care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things. — Billy Joel, The Longest Time

Love isn’t like a reservoir. You’ll never drain it dry… Its much more like a natural spring. The longer and farther it flows, the stronger and deeper it becomes

Women seem wicked
when you’re unwanted — Jim Morrison (The Doors), People are strange

“AOL for Dummies” is kind of redundant, don’t you think?

Nearly everything you read signed “from God” is just somebody putting their words in My mouth — God

The game of catch has never been so fun! — inventor of the hand grenade.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in

Carpenter’s rule: cut to fit. Beat into place

I like feminists – I think they’re cute

A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses

Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great

I am not single, I’m romantically challenged

Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of

Love is a fire. Whether it will warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell

Romance is the appreciation of two people who are celebrating the lucky coincidence that they found each other

The morning I don’t eat, I think about you. At noon I don’t eat, I think about you. In the evening I don’t eat, I think about you. During the night, I don’t sleep -I’m hungry!

We come to love not by finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them until they become afraid and give in

Your heart is the most expensive thing that can be broken

Life isn’t about what happens to you, it’s about how you handle what happens — Nicholas Evans, The Smoke Jumper

Life is pain. Anybody that says different is selling something — Fezzik’s mother, The Princess Bride

A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy — Joseph Campbell

A nerd is someone whose life revolves around computers and technology. A geek is someone whose life revolves around computers and technology, and likes it!

A program is a device used to convert data into error messages

M.C.S.E :- Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.

♫But I can’t help it if I’m just a fool, Always having my heart set on you♫ — Shakira, Fool

She’s tons of fun, and you’re no fun at all. She completes you — Sid, Ice Age 2

Whatever you do next, make sure it’s something you love. A life, professional or personal, without passion … you’re dead — Boston Legal

You are ridiculously smart, but you have no idea how hot you are. … I’m on a high and if I don’t say this now I never will, I’ve been completely and utterly into you since the moment I laid eyes on you. You are gorgeous and funny and brilliant … — Brothers & Sisters, It’s Not Easy Being Green

When you’re not there nothing means as much, do you understand that, I do need you a lot. — Brothers & Sisters, It’s Not Easy Being Green

You make me nervous, I don’t know why — Brothers & Sisters, It’s Not Easy Being Green

I’m struggling to stay relevant — Brothers & Sisters, It’s Not Easy Being Green

I wished you’d kissed me 30yrs ago.

How about now? — Brothers & Sisters, It’s Not Easy Being Green

Forgive me if I’m young
For speaking out of turn
There’s someone I’ve been missing
I think that they could be
The better half of me
They’re in their own place trying to make it right — One Republic, Come Home

Every single day that I can breathe, you changed my philosophy
I’m never gonna let you pass me by — One Republic, All We Are

I’m findin’ it hard to do anything.
You see, I feel sad when you’re sad,
I feel glad when you’re glad,
If You only knew what I’m go ing through,
I just Can’t Smile Without You.
You came along just like a song
and brightened my day, — Barry Manilow, Can’t Smile Without You

Who’d’ve believe that you were part of a dream
Now it all seems light years away. — Barry Manilow, Can’t Smile Without You

Now some people say happiness takes so very long to find.
Well I’m finding it hard leaving your love behind me. — Barry Manilow, Can’t Smile Without You

Whenever your world starts crashing down
That’s where you’ll find me — One Republic, All Fall Down

But I’m just a soul whose intentions are good — Nina Simone, Don’t Let Me be Misunderstood

I am a man who will fight for your honour
I’ll be the hero you’re dreaming of — Peter Cetera, Glory Of Love

There’s so many things I want to say
I will always love you
I would never leave you alone — Peter Cetera, Glory Of Love

I have always needed you
I could never make it alone — Peter Cetera, Glory Of Love

Make someone happy,
Make just one someone happy.
Make just one heart the heart you sing to.
One smile that cheers you,
One face that lights when it nears you.
One gal youre everything to. — Frank Sinatra, Make Someone Happy

Once youve found her,
Build your world around her.
Make someone happy.
Make just one someone happy
And you will be happy too. — Frank Sinatra, Make Someone Happy

Telling me just what a fool I’ve been
I wish that it would go and let me cry in vain
And let me be alone again — The Cascades, Rhythm Of The Rain

The only girl I care about has gone away
Looking for a brand new start
But little does she know
That when she left that day
Along with her she took my heart — The Cascades, Rhythm Of The Rain

I’m telling you baby you will
never find another girl
In this heart of mine — Charles & Eddie, Would I Lie To You

Loving you, That isn’t really something I should do — LeAnn Rimes, The Right Kind Of Wrong

cuz you’re the only one who can get me on my feet and I can’t even dance — Orson, No Tomorrow

Why would anyone be stupid enough to want fame and fortune, when you can the stars at night and a proper friend by your side. — Vicar of Dibley, Celebrity Vicar

Tony: You’ll find your girl.
McGee: Thought I did. — NCIS, Love and War

We’re caught in a trap
I can’t walk out
Because I love you too much, baby — Elvis Presley, Suspicious Minds

“If this is a rom-com
Kill the director please” — The Wombats, Kill the director

Mulder: Hey, Scully. Do you believe in the afterlife?
Scully: I’d settle for a life in this one. — X-Files, Shadows

Molly: There’s the truth.
Kim: Well, the truth ain’t pretty.
Molly: That’s how you can identify it. — The Unit, In Loco Parentis

I love you. I don’t want to marry you. I’m not even sure I want to date you. But I love you — Boston Legal, Hired Guns

A kiss is the promise of what’s to come — Boston Legal, Hired Guns

Life ain’t that simple — Dad

I wake up a miserable bastard, I go to bed a miserable bastard, I’m not constantly changing from giggly to cautious — Frankie Boyle (re: Facebook), Mock the Week

Dr. Sid Hammerback: Some would say I was… obsessed!
Danny Messer: You? Obsessed? Nooo! — CSI New York, Rush to Judgement

It’s not that I don’t know how to use it. It’s just that I haven’t learned yet. — Jed Bartlet, The West Wing, Two Cathedrals

Booth: “Sometimes Love trumps logic” — Bones, The Cinderella in the Cardboard

Shining a light on other people, that’s a good way to stay hidden in the shadows — Numb3rs, Guilt Trip

I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living … But there are dreams that cannot be, and there are storms we cannot weather .. Now life has killed the dream I dreamed — I Dreamed a Dream, Les Misérables

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. — Darrin Weinberg

You never fully appreciate somebody until they’re not here — Ducky, N.C.I.S., About Face

“you just have to find a way, no matter what else is going on” — Scotty, Brothers & Sisters, Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off

If you love someone, you open yourself up to suffering. That is the sad truth. Maybe they’ll break your heart, or you’ll break their heart and you’ll never be able to look at yourself the same way. Those are the risks. — Bones, The End in the Beginning

“Never be jealous again. Never doubt that I love you more than the world. More than myself.” — Camille

“There is fate, but it only takes you so far because once you’re there, it’s up to you to make it happen.” — Can’t Hardly Wait

Yes, you see that even college students can do clever things at times, as long as it’s not related to studying! — Paper Man

There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love. — Don Juan De Marco

… it’s been my observation that you humanoids have a hard time giving up the things you love… no matter how much they might hurt you. — Odo, Deep Space 9, Heart of Stone

“Most people will tell you that the secret to a happy relationship is compromise. They’re wrong, you gotta do what makes you happy, and then find that mate who gets his greatest joy from seeing you that way.” — Liz Barrett/Lowrantz, Las Vegas, The High Price of Gas

“Paula: How are you handling it?
Tony: Same way I handle everything. Try not to think about it.
Paula: And when that doesn’t work?
Tony: Then there’s always junk food.” — NCIS, Mind Games

I think the most rewarding relationships, the ones that last, are born from friendship. One day you look at the person and see more than you did the night before, like a switch was flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can imagine yourself with. — Scully, The X-Files, The Rain King

I was thinking today about missed opportunities. Did you ever know the right thing to do, and then you hesitated, and then it was too late. And do you long for that chance again, except yearning won\’t make it happen. Sometimes you have to act, sometimes you have to make that chance happen again. — Jo Playton, The Day of The Triffids (2009)

I don\’t think they want it to be easy, they want it to be right. — Various, The Day of The Triffids (2009)

Callen: Oh great he\’s not just a terrorist, he\’s a telemarketer.
Sam: It\’s almost worse. — NCIS Los Angeles, LD50

The most bitter remorse is for the sins that we did not commit — Admiral A.J. Chegwidden, JAG, Baby It\’s Cold Outside